petewentzvstheworld:

hotdogbush:

petewentzvstheworld:

breaking news i don’t like my family


yo

you bought me tickets to the used ur a cool guy

kl i’m kl p.s. in psychology today i called my teacher a dude :-D

petewentzvstheworld:

breaking news i don’t like my family


yo

“christmas songs with the word chistmas in the title”

I got “have a cheeky christmas” - The Cheeky Girls

plz - I am amazing at pointless!!!!

Alexander and Richard from pointless

my OTP

love them

plz get together

the tension between them

thumbcramps:

golf time

ye smack dat

fuq

gad dammit im comin 2 save u ball

ok i am here ball where r u

WAT DA FUQ DA BALL IS ME

YO WHAT DA FUQ

FUQ UR MIND GAMES BALL

lol peace out

dumbass ball tryin its damn mind games

cant fool zac

efron out

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my mum: dinner time
literally less than 0.00001 seconds later
my mum: DID YOU HEAR ME COME HERE RIGHT NOW I SAID DINNER TIME WHAT ARE YOU DOIGN WHY DID YOU IGNORE ME WHYA RE YOU SO ADDICTED TO THAT COMPUTER I"M GONNA TAKE IT OFF YOU
me: *leaves room and walks into kitchen*
dad: hey she came out of her hole
dad: it's like you live in a cave
dad: we haven't seen you in a while
dad: it's like you're a gnome or troll or something
dad: you only leave to stock up on food
dad: oh and there she goes
dad: walking right past me with her food
dad: see you in a few days

imawanchor:

next time mcr come to the uk on the first date they do can we all just go into the arena and when they come on just be silent and just sit down on the floor with our legs crossed and just look at them

Having what has been an hour long conversation about meat.

Discussing the pros and cons of:

  • Chicken
  • Bacon